Solitary Madman

"You give me the dim hope that somewhere, a solitary madman knows just how i feel."

If you see OSHA or my girlfriend, tell them I’m just hang’n out at the beach being totally safe and logical.

If I owned a sick 70s van, I would paint this on the fucking side of it.

If I owned a sick 70s van, I would paint this on the fucking side of it.

She woke up and took me by the hand.
She’s gonna love me in my Chevy van.
And that’s all right with me.

She woke up and took me by the hand.
She’s gonna love me in my Chevy van.
And that’s all right with me.

Woah! What’s up Iztaccíhuatl and Popocatépetl. Not sure what the little dude in the sun’s name is, but I think it might be @shawnegram .

Woah! What’s up Iztacc√≠huatl and Popocat√©petl. Not sure what the little dude in the sun’s name is, but I think it might be @shawnegram .

Kid, I don’t know where you’re from, but this is Beverly Hills….and this sort of thing is frowned upon.

Kid, I don’t know where you’re from, but this is Beverly Hills….and this sort of thing is frowned upon.

The sky is angry this morning. Watch for lightning and be safe out there.

The sky is angry this morning. Watch for lightning and be safe out there.

This guys’s at Lowes right now following his wife around and his t-shirt is dead on.

This guys’s at Lowes right now following his wife around and his t-shirt is dead on.

Donnie is mad that I misrepresented him as a bad kitty in the last post, so we had to do another photo shoot that casts him in a better light. Sorry for all the cat posts, but my espresso machine is fixed and I’m fucking out if control.

Donnie is mad that I misrepresented him as a bad kitty in the last post, so we had to do another photo shoot that casts him in a better light. Sorry for all the cat posts, but my espresso machine is fixed and I’m fucking out if control.

He thinks that just because he’s the shop cat, that it’s his fucking shop.

He thinks that just because he’s the shop cat, that it’s his fucking shop.

The Elektra Deliziosa is back on line and fully operational. I roasted my own beans and rebuilt the pump myself, so it tastes way better….or maybe that’s just the fucking jet fuel talking. #coffeeroasting #coffee #espresso

The Elektra Deliziosa is back on line and fully operational. I roasted my own beans and rebuilt the pump myself, so it tastes way better….or maybe that’s just the fucking jet fuel talking. #coffeeroasting #coffee #espresso

Bronco cockpit. One time I didn’t drive it for six months and I had to take the dash apart to remember how to fucking start it.

Bronco cockpit. One time I didn’t drive it for six months and I had to take the dash apart to remember how to fucking start it.

If you squint really hard you can see the sun setting in this photo.

If you squint really hard you can see the sun setting in this photo.